Aaaahhh Khala 2
Aaaahhh Khala 2
Ammi: “Achaaaaaa.”
Humn.. Humn..
Chale Hee Jana Hai Nazar Churake
Yun
Phir Thami Thi Sajan Tumne Meri
Kalayi Kyun Humm
Chale Hee Jana Hai Nazar Churake
Yun
Phir Thami Thi Sajan Tumne Meri
Kalayi Kyun
Kisi Ko Apna Banake Chhod De, Aisa
Koyi Nahee Karta
Baho Me Chale Aao
Ho Hamse Sanam Kya Parda
Oh Hamse Sanam Kya Parda
(Aik baar phir unhon ne mujhe apne
gale se laga liya)
To be continue……
Aage kia hoga.?
Kia Sajid apni Ammi ko Noor ka
naam bataega.?
Is ka pata next episide mein chalega.
Episode No 52
Ammi (paaaattttaaaakkkhhh):
“Saaajiiidddd kia baqwaas hai ye.”
Ammi ne mujhe aik aur thapparr
maara.
Next day:-
Episode No 53
Maami Kousar:
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii
mmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Maami ne
zor ki cheekh maari.
Episode No 54
Maami:
"Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Maami ne apna haath apne mouh par
rakh kar siski bhari.
1st Team:-
Main, Chotti Maami, Nomi, samina
aur Saima Bhabhi.
2nd Team:-
Ammi, Barri Maami,Tuba, Sana aur
tanveer.
Naani Amma ko hum ne umpire bana
diya. Toss hua aur toss hum jeet
gaye. Pehla gaane (song) ka word
hum ne dena tha.
Episode No 57
Episode No 58
Episode No 59
Ammi ne hanste houy mere haath se
glass liya aur aik tarf rakh diya.
Next day:-
Ammi: "Saajid jaldi se utho kab se so
rahe ho." Ammi ne mujhe uthaate
houy kaha.
To be contiune…
Sana aur Nomi aapas mein kese
kareeb aaye is ka pata kahani k
episode no 60 mein pata chalega.
Episode No 60
Episode No 61
Nomi: "Tumhare hont bohat meethe
hain." bhai ne kaha.
Next Day:-
Sooraj ki roshni jab mere chehre par
parri to main uth kar andar kamre
mein ja kar phir se so gai. 7 baje k
kareeb mujhe Samina ne collage
jaane k liye uthaya lekin main ne
tabiyat ka bahana bana kar uthne se
aur collage jaane se mana kar diya
aur dobara so gai.
Episode No 62
Episode No 63
Main: “Hhhhhmmmmm
hhhhhnmmmm hhhhhmmmmm
ooooohhhhhhh hhhhhmmmmm
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaa hhhhhmmmmm.”
Main dabi dabi siskiyan bhar rahi thi.
Main: “Uuuuuuuuiiiiiiiii
maaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiii.”
Meri phudi par bhai ki zuban ka lagna
hi tha k mere wajood mein tahelka
mach gaya.
Main: “Hhhhhmmmmmm
hhhhhhmmmmm aaaaahhhhhh
bhaiiiiiii aaaauuuurrrrr
chaaaatooooooo aaaaahhhhhh
bahen ki phudiiiiiiii ko
chaaaaaatttoooooo uuuuuiiiii.” Main
ne us k sar pe haath rakh k ussay
apni phudi ki tarf jhukaya.
Episode No 64
Episode No 65
(Main: “Kitna andar gaya tha.?” Main
ne us se poocha.
Sana: "Hhhhhmmmmmm
uuuuuummmmmm hhhhhmmmmm
aaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaahhhhh
aaaaaahhhhh hhhhh
uuuuuummmmm hhhhhmmmmmm."
Sana kissing k saath saath aesis
aawaze nikaalne lagi.
Sana: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Saaaajiiiiddddd bhaiiiiiii." Main ne
jaise hi us ka nipple mouh mein liya
us ne siski bharte houy mera naam
pukara.
Sana: "Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh."
Sana ne siski bhari.
Sana ki choot mein ungli daalne k
baad main ne ungli ko andar bahar
karna shuru kar diya, main ne jaise hi
apni ungli us ki choot mein andar
bahar karni shuru ki sana ne apni
taanhon ko aasman ki tarf utha diya.
Phir main ne apna mouh thorra sa
side mein kar k apni zubaan ki nok us
ki choot k daane pe laga di aur ussay
chaatne laga. Ab main Sana ki choot
ki choot ko chaate houy apni middle
finger daale andar bahar kar raha
tha.
Episode No 67
Sana: "Aaaaaaa aaaaaaa sssssss
sssssss aaaaaaaa ssssrrrrrr
ssssshhhhhiiiiii aaaaahhhhh
aaaaahhhhh uuuuuiiiii
hhhhhjmmmmm sssssshhhhrrrrrr
ssshhhhrrrr hhhhhiiiiiii aaaaahhhh
hhhhmmmm." us k mouh se ajeeb
ajeeb aawaze nikalne lagi.
To be continue…..
Aage kia hoga is k liye next episodes
ka intezaar karein.
Episode No 68
Shaam ka waqt tha main apne kamre
mein leta hua tha.
Song:-
Tera saath hai kitna pyara
Tera saath hai kitna pyara
Kam lagta hai jeewan sara
Tere milan ki lagan mein
Hamein aana parrega
Duniya mein dobara
Hamein aana parrega
Duniya mein dobara
Episode No 71
Ammi: "Ab dekhte hi raho ge ya kuch
karo ge bhi." Ammi ne mujhe apni
gand ko is tarha dekhte houy kaha.
Ammi: "Aaaaaahhhhh
aaaaaaahhhhhh Waaaaaahhhhhh
Saaajiiiddddd tttttt tummmhare
haaaathhhhoooonnnn mainnnnnn to
jaaaaadddoooooo haiiiiiiiii
aaaaaahhhhhh nashaaaaaaa saaa
chaaaaa rahaaaaa haiiiiiii uuuuuiiiiiii
hhhhhhmmmmmmm aaaaahhhhhh."
Main ne jaise hi Ammi k mammon ko
masalna shuru kiya Ammi ne
siskarian lete houy mujhe kaha.
Main: "Aaaaaaahhhhh
aaaaaaahhhhhh aaaahhhhh
aaaahhhhh hhhhmmmmm uuuuuiiiii
ooohhhhh Aaammmmiiiiiii meriiiiiii
jaaaaaaaannnnnnn aaaaaahhhhhh
hhhhhmmmmm hhhhhhmmmmm."
Ammi k mamme masalte houy main
siskiya lene laga.
Episode No 72
Next Day:-
Subah uth kar main ne haath mouh
dhoya aur haath mouh dhi kar nashta
kiya aur nashta kar k Hydar k saath
bus ki tickets karwane chala gaya.
Tickets karwa k Hyder to collage
chala gaya aur main wapas ghar aa
gaya. Ghar aa k main ne Ammi k
saath mil k jo thorri bohat packing
karni thi wo karwaai aur packing
karwa k main wapas so gaya. Us k
baad kuch khaas nahi hua.
Episode No 73
In Karachi:-
Ghar aate hi sab se pehle main Noor
se mila, us ne mujhe apne gale se to
nahi lagaya lekin mere saath lag k
apna right side wala mamma mujhe
laga kar apne hone ka ahsaas zaroor
dilaya. Noor se milne k baad main
Zari aur wajid se mila.
Episode No 75
Episode No 76
Episode No 77
Ammi: “Hhhhhmmmmm
hhhhhmmmmm uuuuuiiiiii oooohhhhh
Mmmmeeeerrriii jaaaaannnn
aaaaahhhhh zorrrrr se zzzzorrrrr se
choooddddoooo apni maaaaaaaaa
ko aaaaaahhhhhh hhhhhmmmmmm
zor zoe se uuuuiiiii zor se dhaka
maaarrrooooo hhhhmmmmm
aaaaaaa auurrrr pppecheeee bhi
uuuunnnnggglii ddddaaaa daaaloooo
hhhhhhhmmmmmmm
aaaaaahhhhh.” Ammi siskiya lete
houy keh rahi thin.
To be continue……
Aage kia hoga.?
Kia Beta ka lund sach mein apni
maa’n ki gaand mein jaaega.?
Kia Parveen is baar bhi rona shuru
kar degi.?
Kia Sajid ki khoahish poori hogi.?
In sab sawalon k jawab kahani k next
episodes mein, to dekhte aur parrhte
rahiye *Badalte Rishte* only on
“YumStories.”
Episode No 78
Ammi: “Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
haaannnn maa’n ki bund mein
gayaaaaa bete ka topppppaaaaaa.”
Ammi ne apna chehra guma k meri
tarf dekhte houy kaha.
Ammi: “Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
shabashhhhhh mere sher dil
jawaaaannnnnn putarrrr
aaaaahhhhhh.” Ammi ne siski lete
houy kaha.
Update No 79
April 2002:-
Mere B.Com part 1 k pepers shuru
hone wale thy is liye main dil laga kar
apne pepers ki tiyaari karne laga.
Mere pepers k doraan Ammi ne
mujhe sakhti se apne saath sex
karne se mana kar diya tha, is liye ab
main sirf aur sirf apne pepers ki
tiyaari karne laga, phir aik aik kar k
main pepers dene laga.
3rd Aprail:-
Aaj mera pehla peper tha
ECONOMICS ANALYSIS ka. Main
ne is subject ki tiyaari ache se ki thi.
Khair main ne apna peper ache se
kiya aur thorri der collage k doston k
saath waqt bita kar seedha ghar aa
gaya.
Ammi: "Beta kaisa hua peper?." main
jaise hi ghar pohncha to Ammi ne
mujh se poocha.
6th April:-
Aaj mera STATISTICS & BUSINESS
MATHS ka 2nd peper tha.
Update No 81
Update No 82
Update No 83
Main: "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
waldaaaaaa." Ye kehte hi main ne
apne dono haath apni walda k sar pe
rakh diye.
Update No 84
Update No 85
Ammi: "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
mazaaaaaa aaaaa gayaaaaaa
betaaaaaa, aikk baaarrrr aur." Ammi
ne siski lete houy kaha.
Main ne un ki choot se lund nikaala
aur aik baar phir us pe tail lagaya,
lund pe tail lagaane k baad thorra sa
tail sheeshi k dhakan mein nikaala,
phir lund k tope ko un ki gaand k
soorakh pe rakha aur dheere dheere
dabaao daalne laga, tail ki dungni
chiknahat se mere lund ka topa
aasani se un ki gaand mein chala
gaya.
Update No 86
Ammi: "Aaaaaaaaaa
ammmmmaaaaaaaa mainnnnn
marrrrr gaiiiiiii bete kkkkkk
haaathhhhoooo aaaahhhhhh." Ammi
ne cheekhte houy kaha.
Update No 87
Next Day:-
Agle din main 11 baje k waqt utha
collage to jana nahi tha, khair nashta
wghera karne k baad main ghar se
bahar nikal gaya aur seedha apni
hardware ki shop par pohnch gaya
gamriyon k din thy aur dhoop bhi achi
khaazi nikli hui thi. Kaafi der wahan
waqt guzaari karne k baad main apne
aik dost k paas chala gaya.
Ghazal
DuNiya Yeh 'Be'wafa' Hai Koi
'Ba'wafa' Nahi..
MeiN MuNtazir 'Qazaa' Ka HuN Aati
'Qazaa' Nahi..
Update No 89
Update No 90
Main pepers dene k baad free tha is
liye der tak sona jab marzi aae uthna
3-4 din baad Ammi k saath sex
karna, aik tarha se main badshahon
wali zindagi ghuzaar raha tha.
Next day:-
Dupahar ka time tha main tv dekh
raha tha.
To be continue......
Aage kia hoga.?
Kia Noor ghusse mein aa kar apne
bhai Sajid ko thaparr maare gi.?
Kia bhai behan ki choot lene mein
kamyaab ho jaega.?
Kia Noor sach mein naraz ho jaaegi.?
Aakhir Sajid apni behan Noor ko
kaise phasaaega.?
In sab sawalon ka jawab kahani k
agli updates mein, to dekhte aur
parhte rahiye *Badalte Rishte* only
on "YumStories.com"
Update No 91
Introduction:-
Update No 92
Back to Story:-
Taaya apni gaarri mein aaye thy
siwaae Shahid hai, aik doosre se
milne milaane k baad hum sab tv
loung mein bethe aik doosre se
baatein kar rahe thy.
Update No 93
Next Day:-
Subah meri aankh jaldi khul gai, is
liye main mouh haath dho k tv loung
mein aa gaya, jab mein wahan aaya
to Noor tv k saamne bethi koi
morning show dekh rahi thi.
Update No 94
Main: "Hello..."
Taaya: "As..........M Sajid beta kaise
ho.?" doosri taraf se Taya ki aawaz
aai.
Next Day:-
Lunch k baad hum sab Taya k ghar
jaane ki tiyaari karne lage, jab sab
tiyaar ho kar garri mein beth gaye
siwaae Noor aur barre Maamu k,
center wali seats par Asif, phuphi aur
Maami jab k sab se peeche Zari aur
Wajid bethe thy.
Next Day:-
3 sawa 3 ka waqt hoga main upar
chatt par kharre ho kar bahar gali
mein dekh raha tha k Ammi upar aati
hui nazar aain. Unhin upar aata dekh
kar main jaldi se un k paas gaya aur
unhain apne gale se laga liya.
Song:-
Hum lakh chupaye paayar magar
Hum lakh chupaye paayar magar
Duniya ko pata chal jayega
Update No 96
Main: "Bassss kuch din k baad ye
lund tumhari beti ki choot mein jaane
wala hai." Main ne apne lund ko
Ammi ki choot se nikaalte houy aur
un k dono choorrron ko muthi mein
pakarrte houy kaha.
Update No 97
Main: "Aaj k muqable mein kal ziyada
achi lag rahi thi " Main ne gaari ko
ghar se bahar road par nikaalte houy
kaha.
La la la , la la la
La la la , laa laa laaaaaaa
Update No 98
Next Day:-
Phir main agle din se nashta karne k
baad shop par ja kar bethne laga,
hamari shop main road par bani houi
thi. Shop kafi barri aur us mein
hardware aur pants ka saara saman
milta tha. 3 helper shop par kaam
karte thy (Zafar , Aslam and Riaz).
Jab se main ne shop par bethna
shuru kiya Abu lunch k baad shop
par nahi aate thy aur shop band
karne se 1 ya aadha ganta pehle
aate thy. Hum shop 9 baje k time
band kar dete thy,,, Sunday wale din
hamari shop saara din band hoti thi.
Main: "welll….hmmmm……..Aeisa
karte hain main tumhain uthata hoon
tum upar se book utha lena." Main ne
ussay dekhte houy kaha.
August 2002:-
Mega Update
Anniversary Update
Update No 100
Ammi: "Aaaaahhhhh aaahhhhh
kaaasshhhhh kaash main tumhare
bache ki maaaaannnn ban saktiiiiiii
aaaaahhhhh kaaaashhhhhh." Ammi
ne siski lete houy kaha.
Main:
“Jahaan maamta wahan daalda.”
Main ne Ammi ko neeche bethe
dekha to soorili aawaz mein kaha.
Ammi: “Chup bashmaash kahin ka,
ab saara kitchen phir se dhona
parrega aur mujhe khud bhi phir se
nahana parrega.” Ammi ne kharre
hotw houy kaha.
Noor: “Hhhhhhhmmmmm.” Us ne
dheemi aawaz mein siski bhari.
Next Day:-
Agle din main ne apni garri ko
makenik k paas chorra aur wahan se
mehran chotti si car le aaya.
Aik din main Noor ko collage chornay
ja raha tha koun k wo late ho gai thi
aur us ki jo pick n drop karne wali ven
aati thi wo nikal gai thi. khair main
ussay collage chorrne ja raha tha k
aage traffic block ho gai hum apas
main baatain kar rah thy.
To be continue......
Aage kia hoga.?
Sajid ne apni Ammi k kaan mein kia
kaha.?
Kia Sajid apni behan Noor k saath
zabrdasti karne wala hai.?
Kia Noor upar aaegi ya phir Zari aaei
gi.?
In sab sawalon k jawab aur is k ilawa
aur bhi bohat kuch kahani k agle
updates mein, to dekhte aur parhte
rahiye *Badalte Rishte* only on
"YumStories.com".